In Praise of Kurt Russell's New Mustache

Kurt Russell showed up on Jimmy Kimmel Live April 1.

But his facial hair showed up on point.

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Thank Kurt Russell for allowing you to live in his mustache's world

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He says it's for a part in Quentin Tarantino's Hateful Eight

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But he's really just Kurt Russell being Kurt Russell

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He might also be showing off his patriotism by honoring President Chester A. Arthur

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Or American Civil War General Ambrose Burnside:
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Or maybe Russell is inspired by meme culture

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He talked more about it on Jimmy Kimmel Live

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And you know what Jack Burton always says wearing a mustache like this...

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Thanks for showing us how to live, Kurt Russell

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Never shave.